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Dropping the Hint Part One — Jeremy Edwards
My wife has one or two eccentric habits. I should explain, first, that Dora keeps early hours at the chemistry lab, where she and two other graduate students arrive at 6 a.m. daily; eat lunch at 10; and lock up at 3. Personally, I don’t see why the inorganic molecules that Dora studies should force [...]
If We Were… Part 2 — Jeremy Edwards
Did you miss the first chapter of If We Were…? Read it here. I looked at the exquisite face of my beautiful “buddy” Mag, at her expectant smile. “If we were more than just friends . . .” I began. Then I stopped. “No offense, but that’s sort of a cumbersome name for a game, don’t [...]
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If We Were… Part 1 — Jeremy Edwards
It was a game one could only discover with a partner one knew very, very well. Magenta and I had been close as clamshells since high school, when she’d huddled in my arms till 4 a.m. in my parents’ basement—beautifully drunk, tearfully disgusted with the state of her life mid-way through senior year, and completely [...]
Doing the Math Part 2 — Jeremy Edwards
Did you miss the first chapter of Doing the Math? Read it here. It’s a great fuckin’ party—at least in my book. But it’s not half as great as the afterparty, the intimate get-together that I know will result in Wendy. It’s 3:00 and they’re home now, and Wally’s dying to see Sharon undone. And he [...]
Doing the Math Part 1 — Jeremy Edwards
Last fall, my friend Wendy figured out that she was conceived after a New Year’s Eve party. Her birthday is October 2, and at twenty-five she finally did the math. I can conjure up the whole picture. I’ve never felt anything more than platonic affection for Wendy; but her mother is an incredible MILF, and [...]
Touching Base — Jeremy Edwards
Though Cornelia and I work in different departments, I like to check in with her every day, just to touch base. Monday “Come in.” I enter. “Oh, hi, Lance. I’m just getting my nipples licked.” Paul, Cornelia’s officemate, tongues one crystal-rigid candy nub, then the other. Cornelia moans. “Do you need anything from the copy [...]


Dropping the Hint Part Two — Jeremy Edwards